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The Twelve Days of a Practice Christmas

by in Christmas, Funny

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On the first day of Christmas
the Partners sent to me:
A log-in for the HSCIC

On the second day of Christmas
the Partners sent to me:
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the third day of Christmas
the Partners sent to me:
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the fourth day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the fifth day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the sixth day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
6 patients braying
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the seventh day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
7 Nurses moaning
6 Patients braying
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the eighth day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
8 Enhanced Services
7 Nurses moaning
6 patients braying
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the ninth day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
9 Results missing
8 Enhanced Services
7 Nurses moaning
6 patients braying
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the tenth day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
10 Toilets leaking
9 Results missing
8 Enhanced Services
7 Nurses moaning
6 patients braying
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
11 Bills for paying
10 Toilets leaking
9 Results missing
8 Enhanced Services
7 Nurses moaning
6 patients braying
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my Partners sent to me:
12 Inspectors coming
11 Bills for paying
10 Toilets leaking
9 Results missing
8 Enhanced Services
7 Nurses moaning
6 patients braying
5 phones a ringing
4 Locums leaving
3 EMIS errors
2 SEA forms
and a log-in for the HSCIC

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